Archive for the 'Witness Times News' Category

An open letter to Messieurs Gaza Hackers

So you said “We will not stop hacking It’s not a crime It’s our job”. And you hacked my blog, and you declared your love to some ridiculous morphemes. And you stated your desire to get the consent of some king to fornicate with Israel, Denmark, the USA, and France.

Cool. So now can i ask you, why?

Why do you have to hack my blog? What have you gained from it? Or lost from it? What have you made me lose or gain?

i have no connections to any of the afore mentioned nation states. i have no affinity or hate to Palestine or Israel. i hold no key positions in the US army, nor do represent UN peace keeping forces. My blog has not in any way made an attempt to belittle any of these stakeholders than you mention.

i have not lost any money in undoing your work. Nobody in their senses would have a vendetta against my blog, so presumably, you haven’t been paid to hack my site either.

So what is it that drove you to hack my blog twice in the past two weeks?

You achieved nothing but more depression in the world. You acheived a me who, already fed up with life, is now a tad bit more with self-anhilatory leanings. You probably achieved despairing sighs from some who tried accessing some of my posts.

So other than more unhappyness in this world, what have you achieved, dear aka Hamdi Mershed and Co?

i have some ip addresses. Have some domain names and emails, which you left hither and tither in my blog in your hurry to leave and attack another site. i have some names, mostly fake. i have a few registrar details. Now i can make a nice case out of all of this. But honestly, what is the point? Should i be stupid enough to assume that you cannot find other registrars or hosts? Or more members to carry forth your trade? No sir.

Instead, out of curiousity, out of pity, out of stupid pathetic despair, i write you this letter. Wouldst thou care to answer?

WT mobile!

Hello there dear readie!

How many times have you wondered if you could access Witness Times through your mobile web, and read it while you were on that drastically boring bus journey? Probably not even once… But that’s because you didn’t have a mobile then….

But anyway, coming back to the topic, taking into consideration the recent admirable moves by Airtel, which would probably be aped by other Indian cellular network operators, which makes internet easily, and affordably, accessible on a GPRS enabled mobile phone, we have decided make Witness Times a little more accessible through your mobile web! Simply point to www.witnesstimes.com from your mobile web browser, and you will see a tweaked, low resolution version of Witness Times (weighing barely 7 kilobytes)!

So the next time you’re on that dreadfuly boring bus drive, or you itch for a WT read when the electricity board decides to play peek-a-boo, you know what to do :)

(looking at my recent stats, something tells me this is one of the most useless posts which is ever going to be put up on this blog… To be honest, the main reason I installed the mobile functionality is so that I will be able to blog using my mobile ;) )

WT Maintenance…

*Hammer hammer* *drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* *Dtn Dtn Dtn* *whack wha-* OW! oops…

Hey readies :)

I’ve been up to a little maintenance work at Witness Times (long time due!). So you might find a few changes around (for the better, I hope :) ).

  • The visual theme is slightly different. We have 5 alternating header images. And of course, the RSS and Subscribe buttons are brand new :)
  • A few plugins have been updated. You can see a brand new Share This plugin on every post! So share your fav posts with your friends, and foes too :)
  • And oh, edited the About page, which was getting a bit too old…

Hope you like the changes! Do drop in your comments! Cheerio!

bewareWORLD

[this is supposed to be the official WordPress welcome message saying "Hello World"]

Hi there cowpoke!

Welcome to the brand new WordPress powered Witness Times, now with an added punch! Please welcome once again, Agent M, your very own cynical, crazy, exaggerative, imaginative, and perverted reporter-author!

Its been 7 years since the advent of this hopelessly “yellow” publication, and now, we’ve decided to change (hopefully for the better). We just realised that there was a world outside the “School” which was yet unexplored territory. Thus, during the lifetime of this blog, we’ll be charting forth to those unwelcome domains, to bring to you the spiciest and the best.

So what can you expect here? We’re hitting the ball a bit different this time. Not just humour. Expect anything from personal posts, to college gossip, to cyber security! Yes, you heard us right! Anything from journalism to scrap emotions, hopefully with a tinge of humour. Does that mean that the old exaggerating sarcastic cynic has left the scene? Absolutely not! He’s still here! But we’re going to mix the humour posts with a bit of non-humour as well, for the simple want of reducing our “yellowness”, to expand our readership, and to be heard.

If you’re here from a previous experience of WT, thank you for your patronage! And please do visit often! Better yet, bookmark our feed, or subscribe to it.

If you’re a first timer to WT, welcome aboard matey! Do keep checking often!

We promise to do our best to deliver you the best!

All that said, rock on dear friend!

Peace out!

The Witness Times Editorial



Lingual Support by India Fascinates