Witness Times » Lamify!

We-Wi-whatever… #lamify

agentm — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 10:52:06 +0000

Today I spend some time with a tech-man friend, when in walks a damsel in tech-distress. She had a wireless mouse, the dongle of which does not work when connected directly to the USB port of her laptop. But it works fine when she connects it to a metre-long USB extension cord, which is then connected to the laptop port.

After she left, and mine tech-man translated the issue, “Thats weird!” I commented.

He says, “Yes, very wired in deed…”

uh evangelist? #lamify

agentm — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:50:41 +0000

And mine compatriots wanted to start a lingerie firm after graduation, christened Velde Bra!

I wonder what they’ll be called… breast evangelists?

I've got the power! #lamify

agentm — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:32:03 +0000

Hello there!

If you know me, you would also know my tendency to crack the lamest of lame jokes. And if a blog is me, what is it without my lameness! So here I start a whole new category, dedicated to lameness!

And here’s the first one! (remember, these are supposed to be lame – no questions asked, just hit yourself on the head for wasting your time reading this)

I walk down an empty lonely corridor. Wierdly feeling quite inspired.

Nature calls. I turn into a dark, deserted corridor, with a toilet (toalett).

I open the door, and walk in singing “I’ve got the power!”, gesturing towards the light bulbs. A click, and the lights turn on automatically.

Wow technology.. They’ve installed light bulbs which turn on when you sing “I’ve got the power”…