Random ponderings of an unstable mind before an English Literature Exam

# 1
If somebody doesn’t want to talk, why does (s)he  have to employ external agencies to falsely and quite audibly implicate pressure? Why doesn’t (s)he tell it her/himself? Wow, so much for close friendship

# 1.1
Why didn’t I inform her/him that I knew what they were up to? So much for openess

# 2
Why do you fail to hear the alarm when you ‘lie down’ for ten minutes?

# 3
Why do your roommates have to welcome a friend for combined study when you’re trying to beat your head over some earth-shaking post-colonial literary theory?

# 4
Why does your roommate have to act gay right in the morning, try to feel you up, and piss you off?

# 5
Why does there have to be fog, when its not cold?

# 6
Why does your water heating cord have to make sounds like a Suzuki motorbike?

# 7
Why am I typing this when my exam is in another four hours, and I have portions worth two months to study?