Monthly Archive for October, 2008

The Udl holocaust

So I happened to visit my old school.

Reminded me of the time I visited it last – a couple of months back. Expecting to see the old greenery waving back at me, expecting to take a deep breath of fresh air, expecting to see huge board marking the way to the school covered partly in foliage, I was in for a shock. There were no trees – atleast, not green ones. There were stumps. There was no foliage, no avenue, no leaves hiding hiding the board. Just destruction – of the road, of the trees nearby, of buildings, of plants, of everything.

All that was in the air was dust, pollution, and mass destruction – the one that precedes ‘development’. Apparently, a highway was to be built along that road…

So this time, I was expecting all the dust and the destruction – the absolute gloom which came with knowing that the beauty that was there a couple of years back was gone for ever.

But not in my wildest imaginations had I prepared for a holocaust-like-movement. It was like Poland all over again. There was a huge wall being built, to isolate the road, from the rest of the world. A huge tall wall with barbed wires on top.

 

The Wall

The Wall

 

 

The Wall - under construction

The Wall - 'development'

 

 

Yup. A wall. Seperating the small roads from the ‘big’ one. Closing off the old from the new. Closing off the ‘developed’ from the comparitively ‘stagnant’. Isolating the ‘better’. Showcasing only the ‘better’. Leaving out the old. Building a false world.

For whom? For what? Why?

It is indeed a later form of holocaust. When they’re first walled off. And then later, they are tortured by the dreadful construction work. And then with the never ceasing horns and sqealing of vehicles on the highway. All in the name of development.

Goodbye nature. Goodbye trees. Goodbye beauty. All in the name of development.

Goodbye old people. Goodbye stagnant people. Goodbye people. All in the name of development.

Welcome the holocaust. Welcome dictatorship. Welcome ‘development’. All in the name of ‘development’.

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Perhaps these were just random morbid thoughts. Perhaps the wall was actually just for the basic purpose of keeping the rest safe from the many number of prowlers that a highway would bring. Perhaps the wall is actually good…. How many sides doth a coin possess!

3 mistakes of my life…

Its said that the characters, events and other entities in a literary work often stem from real life examples. It is not often, however, that a reader gets an opportunity to be an example. Ladies and gentlemen, lets take a look into Agent M’s life… Another of his autobiographical works… Put your hands together (and gather your slippers and rotten tomatoes) fooooooorrrr Ageeentttt Mmmmm…

And there I was, a blooming idiot who made three huge mistakes, just like that idiot in that idiotic book! Yup. The three mistakes of life… (just before a Psychology exam)

3mistakes

As I returned yet again from my hometown, ol’ Dusty was waiting for me… (Dusty = B’lore) Fresh as a withered onion, I got to work. I swore I would start studying for today’s exam atleast by 11AM yesterday. I cut a 1 off the 11, and changed the A into P. I started at one in the afternoon. I finished off one module of the five. This one also happened to be the shortest, and one which had already been extensively probed in the mid semesters.

In joyful exaltation that I had broken tradition and actually studied, for the next few hours, I concentrated my energies in setting up an Ad Hoc wifi connection within the house, so that we could save Rs 1800 on a second hand wireless router. Mistake number one… I should never have turned on my laptop…

Then, voila, realisation struck. Four modules to go. I was extremely tired. It was 7 pm. Cannot sit up late in the night. I had a coffee, and pressed that small red button labelled PANIC. ‘Help’ was at hand though. One of my ‘sisters’ (yes I have a few many) called up, and requested that I find out from her former boyfriend what to study. Her former boyfriend apparently was very good in the subject concerned. Of course, there was a catch involved. She was trying to tutor one of her friends on the topic, but she being in a different year, was facing problems. So she wanted to know what exactly were the portions, so that she could effectively tutor her pupil.

Anyway, I haplessly ended up subscribing to Mr N, my ‘sister’s former boyfriend. Mr N informed me that he was going to tutor some girl who was weak in the subject, and extended an invitation for me to join. As I had been earlier recommended by my ‘sister’ to accept any opportunity to study with Mr N, I accepted.

As I packed my books, one of my roommate looked, and sneered. Hmmmm…

Mistake number two… I should never have accepted the group study invite.

So what happened? Mr Only-One-Module-Down-Four-More-Tough-Ones-To-Go-me met up with the two of them at a coffee shop in a neighbouring mall. Since the girl concerned, lets call her Ms V, didn’t have a clue of what was what, we decided to start from the first module, which I had already done. As the cosy session continued, somehow I got the feeling that either Mr N was acting his worst, or I was an infinitely better teacher than the supposed Mr N. To keep up my spirits, and myself, I had a few cups of coffee. One cold coffee. One double shot extra strong expresso doppio.

Mistake number three… I never should have had those coffees!

We started at 8. We finished the first module and had a dinner break at 10.20. After dinner, we realised that we simply couldn’t go on. So we split, Mr N and Ms V making plans to meet up early today morning, before the exam. How interesting…

4 modules to go… 3 hours wasted… Tired… Sleepy… Psychology… 1… 2… 3…

The three mistakes of my life.

So I gather my spirits, wash my face, browse the net for tips to stay awake, strip to a bath robe, get a bucket of cold water, put my legs in it, and start studying.

Using all the psychology I could muster, I coaxed and motivated myself into finishing off 3 modules, taking short breaks to wash my face or take a shower, to keep myself awake. I thought I was sleepy. It was 4.10AM. I felt really really sleepy. I was reading the same paragraph over and over again. I had a splitting head ache – perhaps due to the excess caffeine. No use of sitting up. So I hit the sack, setting alarms to wake up at seven.

Surprise surprise. I couldn’t sleep. I was not in the slightest bit sleepy. My eyes were paining and watering. My body was screaming in protest.  But eluding me with a malignant sneer, was sleep. I closed my eyes, and pretended to sleep. Soon, I drifted off into a stage beyond consciousness, but nowhere near sleep. I was able to wake up at seven thirty, owing to the fact that I never slept.

I still had that splitting headache. A sour taste in the mouth. To make things worse, I had some weird feeing in the stomach. I had a hangover on caffeine!!!! Not to mention the lack of sleep for the past two days.

Somehow, I managed to rush through the last module. A quick bath later, I was in college, exactly 2 minutes after the bell. Got the paper. It looked easy. Ha! Whom was I kidding! There was so much to write that I could cover Mount Olympus with sheets! And I had a reputation for being slower than a decision by the Indian Supreme Court in writing. As usual, I ended up running through 30 marks worth questions in the last ten minutes.

Hmmm….

Still have the hangover…

I promise -

  1. Never to experiment with Ad Hoc wifi networking for Internet Sharing when I have 4 more modules to go
  2. Never to agree for group study
  3. Never to underestimate caffeine

The three mistakes of my life… (just before the Psycho exam)

UPDATE : 3 months and 2 weeks after this fateful exam. Believe it or not, I got an 80% for it…

That which maketh my day!

Warning : Boring, non-humorous, personal post ahead

I’m having a wonderful day. It was a pretty nice day to start off with. Things went well, often making me happy.

But they say no day is complete without a few tears (may be, or may be not, of sadness). Interestingly enough, there were a couple of tears in my day today, which made the day complete. And in fact, made the day special.

Throughout this month, I’ve been receiving “Testimonials” on this social networking site called Orkut(owned by the omniscient Google). Testimonials are sort of “friend recommendations”. Yeah, sad, I know. But its all part of the online Social Web 2.0 fun. :) Anyway, coming back to the point, it was interesting to note how I had been a member of Orkut for around 4 years now, but received my first proper testimonial a couple of weeks back, and suddenly, two more followed. It was like the testimonial month!

And yes, you might have guessed already, I felt very special today because I received a testimonial. No, I didn’t feel special when I received the earlier two. I felt special because this was a very special testimonial from a very special friend…

That which maketh my day!

That which maketh my day!

This friend cannot type on a keyboard. He is not physically fit to do so. He painstakingly typed in each alphabet using the on-screen keyboard, moving the mouse with much difficulty. And he did it all for me. And the words he wrote there, he really meant it.

I just realised how much I missed him, and how much he cared for me. Betwixt all those testimonials, those worthless forwards and declaration of faiths, those artificially induced messages, these two lines written by him looks so pristine, so wonderful, so beautiful, so powerful!

Dear A (no, not the A I referred to in my previous posts), I know you’ll never read this, but I just wanted to tell you, tell someone, that you are one of my really good friends! I will always be there for you! You’re in my heart, and you shall remain to be!

Thank you! You made my day! And possibly, my week! I feel so much energy, that I’m sure I’ll radiate it throughout the week! And I shall definitely see you before the week is out! I shall! I promise I shall!

You made my day!

IPM Rocks

There exists in the labyrinths beneath the Temple of Knowledge, a department. This department can be compared to the dragon awaiting the arrival of the chivalrous and handsome Prince Charming, to die. (but of course, has none of the charm, energy, power, or fire breath associated with our usual dragons)

This department is well and truly known to each and every student who has walked into the phalanxed arches of the noble institution which we all know. They seem to echo Captain Mifune’s principles (as in the movie Matrix Revolutions)… Their motto, illegally borrowed from Warner Bros, goes something like -

“Lets give them HELL before they graduate!”

But we at the Witness Times are pretty Maslow in perspective, and believe in the inherent good in every human being/living creature/department. In fact go to the extent of saying, IPM Rocks!

What the average student of the institution does not realise is that, though bitter in treatment, the IPM is actually introducing wave after wave of challenges, which are to be overcome. Though this might seem immediately unpleasant and bitter, in the long run, it turns out to be worth your while. We might even say that IPM is one of the salient features of the institution, since it makes the institution itself look so pleasing. After all, which princess wouldn’t look beautiful if you had to fight a dragon to reach her? The horrific way in which the IPM treat the students make, in the eyes of those students, the other departments relatively look like lilies and orchids… Thus reducing mental blocks in education.

Just earlier today, the IPM decided to give the students a quick course on suicide prevention. Last week, the Psychology Department had proudly organised the suicide prevention week. Today, in the spirit of the same, the IPM, which was supposed to release the hall-tickets for the upcoming exam, decided that the students of the institution were too sensitive, and needed some skin-hardening. So, they started playing the ‘on-off’ magic act (which had previously been adopted by the Electricity Board to much acclaim).

The releasing of hall-tickets was done ingeniously through the internet. A small link appeared in the navigation bar of the page where a student could check his/her attendance statistics. The ominous documents were supposed to be released at 4PM. The website was down until 5.30. It appeared, yes. And then it disappeared. It appeared again after five minutes, and then again it disappeared. And again it appeared, and again it disappeared.

One of the students had managed to view his hall ticket in one of those brief glimpses of the link, and to his surprise, he found that one subject was missing from it! And whilst he freaked out (not about the subject being there, but on contemplating that he would have to approach the IPM tomorrow to get it sorted…) the link appeared, and disappeared, and appeared, and disappeared.

So why were they doing this? Simple! They wanted to make the students’ hearts run faster, and slower, and faster again, and slower again… An ingenious mechanism to make their hearts strong enough by the time they could print out that heavenly document. How can anyone question this divine motive? How can anyone say that the IPM is bad? Huh?

And meanwhile, it looks like the link is gone for good. A Witness Times staff posted to check the appearance of the link for half an hour straight, refreshing the page every 5 seconds, reports that the link has ceased appearing.

Hey, the IMP is just giving you some time to calm down, before they release the actual, proper, hall ticket. Don’t they have a sense of humour!

That’s why we say, IPM ROCKS!

UPDATE : It seems that the Witness Times analogies were true, and the IPM has finally come out with a stable web page, with all subjects listed. Mr Freak Out, who also happens to be Agent M, the freaked out guy writing this entry, has stopped freaking out as of now.

The Witness Times News Service

[The issue presented here is true to the best of our beliefs, though
the similes and metaphors used may be a bit larger than life]

Sometimes I wonder….

Hello again! This is something I wrote down today in reply to a mail from one of my friends. Its just an excerpt, which I thought I should share. I don’t know how much you’ll be able to relate to it, but yeah, this is my blog, and I make the rules. So there :P

Sometimes I wonder what the concept of ‘friends’ is… For me, its somebody to spend time with, be comfortable with, share things with, and be happy or sad with. Somebody to lean on when you have a problem, and somebody who has the liberty to lean on you.
But for some people, the number of friends is directly proportional to your own self worth, and sometimes, they try to impose that self worth on others – sort of showing that “Ha Ha – I have more friends than you do” or “Ha ha! Lookey lookey! I’m more close with this person than you are! I know something you dont!”
I don’t find fault with them, ‘cos even I used to do the same thing until a while back. But it puts me in a sad mood wondering what I’m doing here spending time with myself, and whether I should be out there making more friends, and getting closer to the friends I already have.
Then I realised (right now) that the time you spend has nothing to do with how close you can get. Yes, I’ve spent so much time with the three people in my life, whom I call my best friends. With one, I’ve spent 13 years, and the other two, one and a half years.
But I have this friend, whom I’m so open with. We’re so open to each other, honest, trusting, and so very comfortable with each other. We’ve spent two weeks together, but we’ve only like talked to each other for like 2 hours during those 2 weeks. And yet I’ve told her stuff I would never dream of telling my best friends…. And I feel comfortable doing that.
But I dont have to tell anyone that I have such a friend. I dont have to “show off” that I have such a friend.
Is love about love, or is it about showing love? I hope its the former, but a lot many times today, it ends up being the latter :( Or is the ‘showing off’ of love just a bi-product of the most powerful quest that any human makes in her/his lifetime? The one for knowledge and information? Like a flame, consuming all around her/him? Roaring high, and dying out quickly after having consumed so much so quickly?
Yup thats it! And to A, if you’re reading this, sorry for sharing our personal conversation with the world…
Adios!