Some organisms never know where to stop…

Some organisms never know where to stop…

Cyberspace,Unknown date; Some people, uh animals, just don’t know where to stop! They just go on blabbering a ninteen dozen! What do you say huh? Just blabbering(in this case chattering) annoying people and the eco system alike. Well, what if its all for humour? What about a few laughs?

OK fine, the WT was late to catch up on this little snippet, but better than nothing as we always say!
There’s this little parrot called Crystal who knows very well how to entertain a thirsty audience. Here we unfold the conversation between her mistress and herself in a show in
Animal Planet. This show was obviously aimed at amusing poor Homo sapien sapien souls.

-START OF SHOW-
Our comments are embedded in [* *]
Crystal’s would be thoughts(which we made up) are embedded in (* *)

Lady : Say hi. Can you say hi?
Crystal : whooooooooo [*aah! Even the parrot thinks the show is rubbish!*]
Lady : Say hi
Crystal : Helooo
Lady : Whats your name?
Crystal : Tic tic tic (*obviously Im getting ready for her magnup opus*)
Lady : Your name!
Crystal : Crystal
Lady : Ok. Lets start off with some animal noises. Lets do-
Crystal : Tic tic tic (*double ready*)
Lady : Ok. She needs to get ready. Do a wolf.
Crystal : howwwwwwwwwwlll…
Lady : How about a bird?
Crystal : Squeak squeak..
Lady : Owl?
Crystal : ooohm ooohm ooooooooooohm.
Lady : A rooster?
Crystal : Cockecoocle coo.
Lady : Can you do a penguin?
Crystal : Penguin? (*Seriously ma Lady, ARE YOU INSANE?*)
Lady : How about a chimpanzee?
Crystal : oo oo oo aa aa aa… (*Chimp you all!*)
Lady : Can you do a pig?
Crystal : Oink Oink Oink
Lady : What about a pig on a diet?
Crystal : Oink Oink (*Whats the difference?The pig is still porky*)
Lady : No…A diet!
Crystal : Grunt Grunt Grunt (*This lady is too much!*)
Lady : How about some tiger sounds?
Crystal : Grrr..
Lady : Yeah…They Growl!What about a snake?
Crystal : Stay cool…
Lady : Lets do some sound effects. Spaceship?
Crystal : woop woop woop (*What the hell is this all about? AI?*)
Lady : Good. Now a spaceship with a lazer?
Crystal : Beep Beep Bep Pioooow (*Ma Lassy, what seriously is your problem?)
Lady : Yeeeaaah…Can you fall down?
Crystal : Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiuuuuu Pow. (*And hope you land in a pigsty!*)
Lady : Very good… A slash. Does it hurt?
Crystal : Ow Ow Ow.
Lady : Maybe you could whisper?
Crystal : wishshshshhshshshshshshs
Lady : How about eeevil?

style=”color:rgb(102, 51, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;”>Crystal : Ark Ark Ark *Muahahahhaha!Im EVIL!*
Lady : Lets sing some Opera
Crystal : *whistles…*
Lady : I think this is a lot of hard work! This is a lot of hard work? (*What else you incompassionate pethater!*)
Crystal : Phew! (*You have no idea people!*)
Lady : We are not done yet.. What do you think?
Crystal : Nope… (*Damn!*)
Lady : How about fiesta..
Crystal : rrrrraaaaa (*and add a “pe” too with it for you!*)
Lady : Allright! Go crazy for everybody!
Crystal : *ruffles her feathers* Wooo(*Is that crazy enough my dear craziness?*)
Lady : Allright she loves to party *starts nodding her head*
Crystal : *Starts nodding her head like her mistress as if enjoying a song* (*Ah! The Vanities of life…*)
Lady : Need something to drink?
Crystal : Beer! (*Oh yeeeah! Now you’r with it!*)
Lady : NooO!Beer?!!You dont drink beer! You drink water![*Honestly Lady, what did you expect?*]
Crystal : Ok. (*Damn it! You are NOT with it!*)
Lady : Ok… I have a problem! [*Oh really?*]
Crystal : Whats the matter? (*I don’t give a damn anyway! Just to be a good sport…*)
Lady : I lost my dog. Can you call him?
Crystal : *Whistles* Come here! (*And satisfy this sadist’s needs!Lady indeed!Pthew!*)
Lady : Good job… I don’t want the dog anyway, but its too boring!*yawns* [*Lady, you go TOO much!*]
Crystal : *yawns* (*Im bored too you DUMBONE!*)
Lady : Ooh yeah.. Now we all love you… You are famous!
Crystal : Astalavista! (*Curse you! Curse you curse you curse you!*)
Lady : Yes! Ok. What do you say when its time to go? [*FINALLY!*]
Crystal : Goodbye! (*And finally! Not a moment too early!*)
Lady : Goodbye! See ya!

-SHOW ENDS-

The nerve on the lady to call herself a lady. She was torturing the poor big tounge! Ah well, it was quality entertainment! And thats what WT is all about!
Oh, before we say Cya, heres a little something for you to check out :
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/26051/talking_parrot/
Its the link to the video … Have fun!

Adios Amigos!

The Witness Times

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