Monthly Archive for December, 2005

Letters to the Editor (I)

Cyberspace, December the 3rd; Ladies and Gentlemen, after our immediately previous post about a very chattery parrot, we recieved many letters about parrots. One of these included this short video…

Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, Mr X, another member of the genus Psittacus erithacus .
He thinks that he’s a smart guy(And he is too!). His jealousy(or maybe love) for Crystal(see earlier post) has been openly revealed in his soliloquy. Again another textual interpretation -

All the speech is spoken my Mr X himself, as shown in the picture below. We give you his actual words(or rather, all what we could interpret) and time of talk(er, chatter).

(Picture the property of The Witness Times News Corps 2005)

Mr X’s would be thoughts(again made up by us) is enclosed in [- -]
Our comments are enclosed in (* *)

Begenning - Hiya Coco (*honest!Thats what he said!*)

Start of other video(heard in the background) - *Laughs hysterically* Hahahahaha! [-What a damn pile of a bird is that???-]

After sometime(when crystal introduces herself) - *Laughs hysterically again* (*Anyone let loose a tank of laughing gas?*)

When Crystal makes the rooster sound - Uh? [-Hmmm...She is good...-] (*Ah! Cupid at work!*)

Just a moment later - Wewewewewe [-Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga..Come to my arms..uh. wings-] (*Cupid’s doing real good here!*)

When Crystal makes baboon noise - What? Wewewewewe… [-Ah! Come to think of it, I will come to your wings... Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga-] (*Hmm..Is that you Cupid, or do I detect an unknown element?*)

At this point of time, Mr X decides that the cute gal (*NO! NONONO! We are talking of the Female Parrot, Crystal! Not anything else! Honest!*) is worth a checkout. he walks towards the screen…
On closer examination, he finds many flaws in her…

*Mr X laughs hysterically* Hahahaha! [-Yeesh! She should be made illegal for defacing the parrot community!-] (*Ah! This guy here has a great future as a politician… By the way, Cupid got kicked out…*)
After laughing - What craaap? Hahaaaaahahaaaaaaa! *Laughs even more hysterically!* [-Damn crap allright!-]

Mr X decides that he had seen enough and tries to switch the computer off by clawing the keyboard. He couldnt at first. So he moans in his delirium “Yeah!Yeah!YeaaH!” . Finally get switches off the video and decides to check his mail before shuttind down. All hail the techie-parrot! He later tries to shut down by clicking “Alt”. The video ends…

The video is hosted at http://www.metacafe.com/watch/47226/funny_parrot/
Thus, yet another veteneritarian character expressed via the worlds greatest rumourpaper! And for all those who are going to reply to our editor asking whether Witness Times switched to an animal humour blog, the answer is NO!

So thats for now! Toodle O!

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